Return Request Form Name * First Name Last Name Email * Phone (###) ### #### Reason for your return. * The Cooler Had a Secret Life. It developed a taste for fine wines and started judging my beer choices. The Drinkware Developed a Personality. The tumbler insisted on only holding artisanal spring water, while the water bottle demanded daily compliments. The camping accessories had a secret society. They held late-night meetings, discussing world domination plans and leaving cryptic messages in Morse code. The Camping Light Had Stage Fright. It refused to shine unless there was a cheering crowd of at least 50 fireflies. My friends bailed on me so now I don't have anyone to be awesome with. Other The real story behind my return. * Order Number Your request is currently scaling the peak of our returns department. Expect a summit update soon.
